Is there life below absolute zero?

Antartica (sic) is best known for its vast amount of cold. Temperatures have been known to dip below absolute zero, and sometimes colder if you factor in the wind chill.
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The climate of Antarctica makes it a superb breeding ground for ice which covers its entirety. Ice is found growing wild all around the world but nowhere in as vast a quantity as Antarctica (and perhaps the arctic). Ice grown on the Antarctic continent is found all over the world but is mainly exported by communists, being that they control the world's ice supplies.
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While it is thought that Antarctica was once a warm land mass, the inhospitable climate has forced nearly all animal life from the continent. Only the most retarded animals remained, and over time stubbornly evolved in pointless ways to cope instead of just getting over it moving on like everything else did. In this way, the remaining animal life is not only retarded, but emotionally repressed, as they cannot admit that they made a mistake in sticking around.
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Antarctica holds a strong magnetic pull for English people and Norwegians. Small packs of Englishmen can be observed trailing herds of Norwegians during the chilly to jolly chilly months. Civilized people are advised not to approach either species or face lengthy and inescapable conversations about rowing or pickled herring.

Of course there is. The Uncyclopedia tells us so.

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Antartica is best known for its vast amount of cold. Temperatures have been known to dip below absolute zero, and sometimes colder if you factor in the wind chill.