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Herd of Cows waiting for the train 15/04/2017 at 16:31 #94505
MarkC
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1115 posts 		BBC News Article



BBC News Article
Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse. Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse. Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse!.
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Herd of Cows waiting for the train 17/04/2017 at 12:06 #94534
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149 posts 		I'm certain there's a simile here but I just can't put my finger on it...!

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I KNEW it would come to me: how TOCs see commuters!
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Herd of Cows waiting for the train 17/04/2017 at 19:36 #94542
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1292 posts 		"One to another: "Wish the train would hurry up: any more waiting and we will be fresian....." (etc. etc.)

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Herd of Cows waiting for the train 17/04/2017 at 20:54 #94544
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149 posts 		I've heard of TOCs milking passengers, but this is ridiculous!

I'll pick up my coat on the way out shall I?
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Herd of Cows waiting for the train 17/04/2017 at 21:01 #94545
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Online 		This is clearly some serious, high steaks business and all anyone can do is make cow puns... Udderrly unacceptable
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Herd of Cows waiting for the train 17/04/2017 at 21:43 #94546
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771 posts 		JamesN in post 94545 said:
This is clearly some serious, high steaks business and all anyone can do is make cow puns... Udderrly unacceptable
No bull...That's for sure
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Herd of Cows waiting for the train 18/04/2017 at 13:46 #94559
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149 posts 		Lardybiker in post 94546 said:
JamesN in post 94545 said:
This is clearly some serious, high steaks business and all anyone can do is make cow puns... Udderrly unacceptable
No bull...That's for sure
...good job too: it will be difficult enough rounding up all those cows without a bull around to distract them! That would add a whole new dimension to the term of being "stuffed & mounted" as it were...

Off to collect my coat...
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Herd of Cows waiting for the train 20/04/2017 at 22:56 #94606
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1292 posts 		JamesN in post 94545 said:
This is clearly some serious, high steaks business and all anyone can do is make cow puns...

And your beef with that is what, exactly? :)

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Herd of Cows waiting for the train 25/04/2017 at 20:38 #94703
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149 posts 		Where's the beef?
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Herd of Cows waiting for the train 26/04/2017 at 08:27 #94713
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348 posts 		"Moo-ve along the platform and use all doors please."
Professionalism mean nothing around a bunch of Amateur wannabees!
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Herd of Cows waiting for the train 26/04/2017 at 08:33 #94714
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591 posts 		Vache à pantographe? I can't see any
Sorry guys, I am in the business of making people wait!
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Herd of Cows waiting for the train 27/04/2017 at 17:32 #94759
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495 posts 		kaiwhara in post 94714 said:
Vache à pantographe? I can't see any :/
Ah yes, that classic.
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Herd of Cows waiting for the train 28/04/2017 at 09:32 #94774
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153 posts 		Bishop's Stortford station was running a caption competition for this. Their effort was the commendable 'Return to 'uddersfield, please'.
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Herd of Cows waiting for the train 29/04/2017 at 13:05 #94793
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24 posts 		Don't pat the cows, they may give you a pat in return.
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Herd of Cows waiting for the train 29/04/2017 at 15:31 #94796
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1171 posts 		Mothman in post 94793 said:
Don't pat the cows, they may give you a pat in return.
Man who sit under cow receive pat on head.
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Herd of Cows waiting for the train 29/04/2017 at 18:11 #94798
kaiwhara
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591 posts 		Herd of Cows?
Sorry guys, I am in the business of making people wait!
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