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Excuses, excuses 20/09/2011 at 14:49 #21127
Quizman
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Seen this press release from ATOC on excuses for not buying a ticket. The one that I thought would have been there but isn't is I can't afford it
Fare dodgers are depriving the rail network and other passengers of an estimated £200m a year, according to figures published by the Association of Train Operating Companies (ATOC) which represents Britain’s train operators.

Fare dodgers who choose to travel without buying a ticket are estimated to be making more than 110,000 train journeys each and every day on the rail network.

The figures come as train companies publish a list of some of the more memorable excuses used by passengers caught travelling without a ticket.


Examples of excuses given by fare dodgers for not buying a ticket include:-

“I’m related to the queen so I don’t need a ticket.”

“I'm in the Zimbabwean SAS, on covert ops.”

“Don't you know who I am?”

“What's a ticket?”

“Do I need a ticket? I thought the railway was free.”

“If the ticket man doesn't see me then I don't need one.”

“I’m a freeman of the land, I don’t recognise the law and the law does not apply to me.”

An adult travelling with a child ticket said “I thought I was a child until I was 21.”

A passenger claimed he did not buy a ticket because “I didn't think you would accept my fare."

“I thought by hiding in the luggage rack you wouldn’t see me.”

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Re: Excuses, excuses 20/09/2011 at 15:05 #21128
Sam Tugwell
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Quizman said:
“What's a ticket?”
Genius!

"Signalman Exeter"
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Re: Excuses, excuses 20/09/2011 at 15:08 #21129
Fatman
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“I'm in the Zimbabwean SAS, on covert ops.”
I'm guessing this one isn't the most common excuse! :silly:

Last edited: 20/09/2011 at 15:09 by Fatman
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Re: Excuses, excuses 20/09/2011 at 15:08 #21130
Prof Jolly
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" said:
Quizman said:
“What's a ticket?”
Genius!
I've not used a ticket on a train for the last 20 months

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Re: Excuses, excuses 20/09/2011 at 15:49 #21132
Danny252
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“I thought by hiding in the luggage rack you wouldn’t see me.”
I remember an occasion where a "slightly tipsy" re-enactor had to be coaxed off his nap on one of these by a TTI and his friends on the return train from the SVR's 1940s evening concert - I obviously missed out on the party!

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