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| Are purchases instant? 13/06/2014 at 22:31 #61635 | |
Sacro
1171 posts |
" said:" said:Avian't you had enough?" said:Can you PM me it? I can take a yolk." said:Unfortunately, my next joke is censored :(" said:Getting rather eggstraneous" said:This is getting eggscruciating...." said:Sorry I'm late, brain is rather scrambled" said:Stop that or I'll beat you up!" said:Good, I'm about to crack!" said:Don't worry, I'm hatching a plan to get you out of there!" said:I'm rather cooped up." said:That's a paltry answer!" said:Why? Chicken?" said:Let's make sure we don't run afowl of the forum rules!" said:Don't let it ruffle you.Leave chickens out of this! Log in to reply |
| Are purchases instant? 13/06/2014 at 23:43 #61636 | |
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Danny252
1461 posts |
I have to say, I haven't seen quote pyramids that large in ages. That's also a lot more chicken puns than I was aware existed - people will be flocking to this thread to see these sights for years to come.
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| Are purchases instant? 14/06/2014 at 06:54 #61639 | |
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GW43125
495 posts |
" said:" said:Quit the squawking!" said:Avian't you had enough?" said:Can you PM me it? I can take a yolk." said:Unfortunately, my next joke is censored :(" said:Getting rather eggstraneous" said:This is getting eggscruciating...." said:Sorry I'm late, brain is rather scrambled" said:Stop that or I'll beat you up!" said:Good, I'm about to crack!" said:Don't worry, I'm hatching a plan to get you out of there!" said:I'm rather cooped up." said:That's a paltry answer!" said:Why? Chicken?" said:Let's make sure we don't run afowl of the forum rules!" said:Don't let it ruffle you.Leave chickens out of this! Log in to reply |
| Are purchases instant? 14/06/2014 at 07:42 #61641 | |
kaiwhara
587 posts |
" said:" said:This thread is a clucking joke!!!!! (better watch me language) :side:" said:Quit the squawking!" said:Avian't you had enough?" said:Can you PM me it? I can take a yolk." said:Unfortunately, my next joke is censored :(" said:Getting rather eggstraneous" said:This is getting eggscruciating...." said:Sorry I'm late, brain is rather scrambled" said:Stop that or I'll beat you up!" said:Good, I'm about to crack!" said:Don't worry, I'm hatching a plan to get you out of there!" said:I'm rather cooped up." said:That's a paltry answer!" said:Why? Chicken?" said:Let's make sure we don't run afowl of the forum rules!" said:Don't let it ruffle you.Leave chickens out of this! Sorry guys, I am in the business of making people wait! Last edited: 14/06/2014 at 07:42 by kaiwhara Log in to reply |
| Are purchases instant? 14/06/2014 at 07:42 #61642 | |
Peter Bennet
5402 posts |
" said:" said:Wy-Ei, have we had an-œuf" said:Quit the squawking!" said:Avian't you had enough?" said:Can you PM me it? I can take a yolk." said:Unfortunately, my next joke is censored :(" said:Getting rather eggstraneous" said:This is getting eggscruciating...." said:Sorry I'm late, brain is rather scrambled" said:Stop that or I'll beat you up!" said:Good, I'm about to crack!" said:Don't worry, I'm hatching a plan to get you out of there!" said:I'm rather cooped up." said:That's a paltry answer!" said:Why? Chicken?" said:Let's make sure we don't run afowl of the forum rules!" said:Don't let it ruffle you.Leave chickens out of this! I identify as half man half biscuit - crumbs! Log in to reply |
| Are purchases instant? 14/06/2014 at 07:51 #61643 | |
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GW43125
495 posts |
" said:" said:Ah... you beat me to it!!" said:This thread is a clucking joke!!!!! (better watch me language) :side:" said:Quit the squawking!" said:Avian't you had enough?" said:Can you PM me it? I can take a yolk." said:Unfortunately, my next joke is censored :(" said:Getting rather eggstraneous" said:This is getting eggscruciating...." said:Sorry I'm late, brain is rather scrambled" said:Stop that or I'll beat you up!" said:Good, I'm about to crack!" said:Don't worry, I'm hatching a plan to get you out of there!" said:I'm rather cooped up." said:That's a paltry answer!" said:Why? Chicken?" said:Let's make sure we don't run afowl of the forum rules!" said:Don't let it ruffle you.Leave chickens out of this! 
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| Are purchases instant? 14/06/2014 at 07:52 #61644 | |
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GW43125
495 posts |
" said:" said:That's not all what it's cracked up to be!" said:Wy-Ei, have we had an-œuf" said:Quit the squawking!" said:Avian't you had enough?" said:Can you PM me it? I can take a yolk." said:Unfortunately, my next joke is censored :(" said:Getting rather eggstraneous" said:This is getting eggscruciating...." said:Sorry I'm late, brain is rather scrambled" said:Stop that or I'll beat you up!" said:Good, I'm about to crack!" said:Don't worry, I'm hatching a plan to get you out of there!" said:I'm rather cooped up." said:That's a paltry answer!" said:Why? Chicken?" said:Let's make sure we don't run afowl of the forum rules!" said:Don't let it ruffle you.Leave chickens out of this! Log in to reply |
| Are purchases instant? 14/06/2014 at 21:53 #61654 | |
pedroathome
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" said:" said:Can I just say this whole thread has been eggeslent to read" said:That's not all what it's cracked up to be!" said:Wy-Ei, have we had an-œuf" said:Quit the squawking!" said:Avian't you had enough?" said:Can you PM me it? I can take a yolk." said:Unfortunately, my next joke is censored :(" said:Getting rather eggstraneous" said:This is getting eggscruciating...." said:Sorry I'm late, brain is rather scrambled" said:Stop that or I'll beat you up!" said:Good, I'm about to crack!" said:Don't worry, I'm hatching a plan to get you out of there!" said:I'm rather cooped up." said:That's a paltry answer!" said:Why? Chicken?" said:Let's make sure we don't run afowl of the forum rules!" said:Don't let it ruffle you.Leave chickens out of this! James Log in to reply |
| Are purchases instant? 14/06/2014 at 22:24 #61655 | |
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Sacro
1171 posts |
" said:" said:I thought it was getting rather [b]egregious[b]" said:Can I just say this whole thread has been eggeslent to read" said:That's not all what it's cracked up to be!" said:Wy-Ei, have we had an-œuf" said:Quit the squawking!" said:Avian't you had enough?" said:Can you PM me it? I can take a yolk." said:Unfortunately, my next joke is censored :(" said:Getting rather eggstraneous" said:This is getting eggscruciating...." said:Sorry I'm late, brain is rather scrambled" said:Stop that or I'll beat you up!" said:Good, I'm about to crack!" said:Don't worry, I'm hatching a plan to get you out of there!" said:I'm rather cooped up." said:That's a paltry answer!" said:Why? Chicken?" said:Let's make sure we don't run afowl of the forum rules!" said:Don't let it ruffle you.Leave chickens out of this! Log in to reply |
| Are purchases instant? 14/06/2014 at 22:35 #61656 | |
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Peter Bennet
5402 posts |
" said:" said:Probably about time to [b]pullet as it's getting beyond the quail." said:I thought it was getting rather egregious[b]" said:Can I just say this whole thread has been eggeslent to read" said:That's not all what it's cracked up to be!" said:Wy-Ei, have we had an-œuf" said:Quit the squawking!" said:Avian't you had enough?" said:Can you PM me it? I can take a yolk." said:Unfortunately, my next joke is censored :(" said:Getting rather eggstraneous" said:This is getting eggscruciating...." said:Sorry I'm late, brain is rather scrambled" said:Stop that or I'll beat you up!" said:Good, I'm about to crack!" said:Don't worry, I'm hatching a plan to get you out of there!" said:I'm rather cooped up." said:That's a paltry answer!" said:Why? Chicken?" said:Let's make sure we don't run afowl of the forum rules!" said:Don't let it ruffle you.Leave chickens out of this! Peter I identify as half man half biscuit - crumbs! Log in to reply The following user said thank you: BarryM |
| The tasteless chicken jokes thread 15/06/2014 at 07:47 #61667 | |
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GW43125
495 posts |
" said:" said:Owing to the eggscruciating jokes, I have retitled the thread 'the tasteless chicken jokes thread!" said:Probably about time to [b]pullet as it's getting beyond the quail." said:I thought it was getting rather egregious[b]" said:Can I just say this whole thread has been eggeslent to read" said:That's not all what it's cracked up to be!" said:Wy-Ei, have we had an-œuf" said:Quit the squawking!" said:Avian't you had enough?" said:Can you PM me it? I can take a yolk." said:Unfortunately, my next joke is censored :(" said:Getting rather eggstraneous" said:This is getting eggscruciating...." said:Sorry I'm late, brain is rather scrambled" said:Stop that or I'll beat you up!" said:Good, I'm about to crack!" said:Don't worry, I'm hatching a plan to get you out of there!" said:I'm rather cooped up." said:That's a paltry answer!" said:Why? Chicken?" said:Let's make sure we don't run afowl of the forum rules!" said:Don't let it ruffle you.Leave chickens out of this!
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| The tasteless chicken jokes thread 15/06/2014 at 08:14 #61668 | |
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kaiwhara
587 posts |
" said:" said:You know the moderators are egging us on with comments like that one. Perfect scratchings to carry on! :side:" said:Owing to the eggscruciating jokes, I have retitled the thread 'the tasteless chicken jokes thread! :p" said:Probably about time to [b]pullet as it's getting beyond the quail." said:I thought it was getting rather egregious[b]" said:Can I just say this whole thread has been eggeslent to read" said:That's not all what it's cracked up to be!" said:Wy-Ei, have we had an-œuf" said:Quit the squawking!" said:Avian't you had enough?" said:Can you PM me it? I can take a yolk." said:Unfortunately, my next joke is censored :(" said:Getting rather eggstraneous" said:This is getting eggscruciating...." said:Sorry I'm late, brain is rather scrambled" said:Stop that or I'll beat you up!" said:Good, I'm about to crack!" said:Don't worry, I'm hatching a plan to get you out of there!" said:I'm rather cooped up." said:That's a paltry answer!" said:Why? Chicken?" said:Let's make sure we don't run afowl of the forum rules!" said:Don't let it ruffle you.Leave chickens out of this! Sorry guys, I am in the business of making people wait! Log in to reply |
| The tasteless chicken jokes thread 15/06/2014 at 08:39 #61669 | |
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delticfan
476 posts |
" said:" said:" said:You know the moderators are egging us on with comments like that one. Perfect scratchings to carry on! :side:" said:Owing to the eggscruciating jokes, I have retitled the thread 'the tasteless chicken jokes thread! :p" said:Probably about time to [b]pullet as it's getting beyond the quail." said:I thought it was getting rather egregious[b]" said:Can I just say this whole thread has been eggeslent to read" said:That's not all what it's cracked up to be!" said:Wy-Ei, have we had an-œuf" said:Quit the squawking!" said:Avian't you had enough?" said:Can you PM me it? I can take a yolk." said:Unfortunately, my next joke is censored :(" said:Getting rather eggstraneous" said:This is getting eggscruciating...." said:Sorry I'm late, brain is rather scrambled" said:Stop that or I'll beat you up!" said:Good, I'm about to crack!" said:Don't worry, I'm hatching a plan to get you out of there!" said:I'm rather cooped up." said:That's a paltry answer!" said:Why? Chicken?" said:Let's make sure we don't run afowl of the forum rules!" said:Don't let it ruffle you.Leave chickens out of this! I love cracking puns. Shell we carry on with this? 
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| The tasteless chicken jokes thread 15/06/2014 at 08:40 #61670 | |
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kaiwhara
587 posts |
" said:" said:Hen's Teeth, you can't be serious!! :silly:" said:" said:You know the moderators are egging us on with comments like that one. Perfect scratchings to carry on! :side:" said:Owing to the eggscruciating jokes, I have retitled the thread 'the tasteless chicken jokes thread! :p" said:Probably about time to [b]pullet as it's getting beyond the quail." said:I thought it was getting rather egregious[b]" said:Can I just say this whole thread has been eggeslent to read" said:That's not all what it's cracked up to be!" said:Wy-Ei, have we had an-œuf" said:Quit the squawking!" said:Avian't you had enough?" said:Can you PM me it? I can take a yolk." said:Unfortunately, my next joke is censored :(" said:Getting rather eggstraneous" said:This is getting eggscruciating...." said:Sorry I'm late, brain is rather scrambled" said:Stop that or I'll beat you up!" said:Good, I'm about to crack!" said:Don't worry, I'm hatching a plan to get you out of there!" said:I'm rather cooped up." said:That's a paltry answer!" said:Why? Chicken?" said:Let's make sure we don't run afowl of the forum rules!" said:Don't let it ruffle you.Leave chickens out of this! Sorry guys, I am in the business of making people wait! Log in to reply |
| The tasteless chicken jokes thread 15/06/2014 at 10:42 #61672 | |
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Peter Bennet
5402 posts |
" said:" said:As long as it does not become unpheasant then I'll have to grouse about it." said:Hen's Teeth, you can't be serious!! :silly:" said:" said:You know the moderators are egging us on with comments like that one. Perfect scratchings to carry on! :side:" said:Owing to the eggscruciating jokes, I have retitled the thread 'the tasteless chicken jokes thread! :p" said:Probably about time to [b]pullet as it's getting beyond the quail." said:I thought it was getting rather egregious[b]" said:Can I just say this whole thread has been eggeslent to read" said:That's not all what it's cracked up to be!" said:Wy-Ei, have we had an-œuf" said:Quit the squawking!" said:Avian't you had enough?" said:Can you PM me it? I can take a yolk." said:Unfortunately, my next joke is censored :(" said:Getting rather eggstraneous" said:This is getting eggscruciating...." said:Sorry I'm late, brain is rather scrambled" said:Stop that or I'll beat you up!" said:Good, I'm about to crack!" said:Don't worry, I'm hatching a plan to get you out of there!" said:I'm rather cooped up." said:That's a paltry answer!" said:Why? Chicken?" said:Let's make sure we don't run afowl of the forum rules!" said:Don't let it ruffle you.Leave chickens out of this! I identify as half man half biscuit - crumbs! Log in to reply |
| The tasteless chicken jokes thread 15/06/2014 at 11:06 #61673 | |
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delticfan
476 posts |
" said:" said:" said:As long as it does not become unpheasant then I'll have to grouse about it." said:Hen's Teeth, you can't be serious!! :silly:" said:" said:You know the moderators are egging us on with comments like that one. Perfect scratchings to carry on! :side:" said:Owing to the eggscruciating jokes, I have retitled the thread 'the tasteless chicken jokes thread! :p" said:Probably about time to [b]pullet as it's getting beyond the quail." said:I thought it was getting rather egregious[b]" said:Can I just say this whole thread has been eggeslent to read" said:That's not all what it's cracked up to be!" said:Wy-Ei, have we had an-œuf" said:Quit the squawking!" said:Avian't you had enough?" said:Can you PM me it? I can take a yolk." said:Unfortunately, my next joke is censored :(" said:Getting rather eggstraneous" said:This is getting eggscruciating...." said:Sorry I'm late, brain is rather scrambled" said:Stop that or I'll beat you up!" said:Good, I'm about to crack!" said:Don't worry, I'm hatching a plan to get you out of there!" said:I'm rather cooped up." said:That's a paltry answer!" said:Why? Chicken?" said:Let's make sure we don't run afowl of the forum rules!" said:Don't let it ruffle you.Leave chickens out of this! As we're on the game subject, there was a Partridge Green railway station. 
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| The tasteless chicken jokes thread 15/06/2014 at 15:42 #61687 | |
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GW43125
495 posts |
" said:" said:What absolute poppycock!" said:" said:As long as it does not become unpheasant then I'll have to grouse about it." said:Hen's Teeth, you can't be serious!! :silly:" said:" said:You know the moderators are egging us on with comments like that one. Perfect scratchings to carry on! :side:" said:Owing to the eggscruciating jokes, I have retitled the thread 'the tasteless chicken jokes thread! :p" said:Probably about time to [b]pullet as it's getting beyond the quail." said:I thought it was getting rather egregious[b]" said:Can I just say this whole thread has been eggeslent to read" said:That's not all what it's cracked up to be!" said:Wy-Ei, have we had an-œuf" said:Quit the squawking!" said:Avian't you had enough?" said:Can you PM me it? I can take a yolk." said:Unfortunately, my next joke is censored :(" said:Getting rather eggstraneous" said:This is getting eggscruciating...." said:Sorry I'm late, brain is rather scrambled" said:Stop that or I'll beat you up!" said:Good, I'm about to crack!" said:Don't worry, I'm hatching a plan to get you out of there!" said:I'm rather cooped up." said:That's a paltry answer!" said:Why? Chicken?" said:Let's make sure we don't run afowl of the forum rules!" said:Don't let it ruffle you.Leave chickens out of this!
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| The tasteless chicken jokes thread 15/06/2014 at 19:52 #61696 | |
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Hugh Jampton
69 posts |
" said:" said:I'll have a single from Hengoed to Peckham, via Cockfosters." said:What absolute poppycock! :p" said:" said:As long as it does not become unpheasant then I'll have to grouse about it." said:Hen's Teeth, you can't be serious!! :silly:" said:" said:You know the moderators are egging us on with comments like that one. Perfect scratchings to carry on! :side:" said:Owing to the eggscruciating jokes, I have retitled the thread 'the tasteless chicken jokes thread! :p" said:Probably about time to [b]pullet as it's getting beyond the quail." said:I thought it was getting rather egregious[b]" said:Can I just say this whole thread has been eggeslent to read" said:That's not all what it's cracked up to be!" said:Wy-Ei, have we had an-œuf" said:Quit the squawking!" said:Avian't you had enough?" said:Can you PM me it? I can take a yolk." said:Unfortunately, my next joke is censored :(" said:Getting rather eggstraneous" said:This is getting eggscruciating...." said:Sorry I'm late, brain is rather scrambled" said:Stop that or I'll beat you up!" said:Good, I'm about to crack!" said:Don't worry, I'm hatching a plan to get you out of there!" said:I'm rather cooped up." said:That's a paltry answer!" said:Why? Chicken?" said:Let's make sure we don't run afowl of the forum rules!" said:Don't let it ruffle you.Leave chickens out of this! Log in to reply |
| The tasteless chicken jokes thread 15/06/2014 at 20:54 #61702 | |
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GW43125
495 posts |
" said:" said:A return to Eggseter St David's please." said:I'll have a single from Hengoed to Peckham, via Cockfosters." said:What absolute poppycock! :p" said:" said:As long as it does not become unpheasant then I'll have to grouse about it." said:Hen's Teeth, you can't be serious!! :silly:" said:" said:You know the moderators are egging us on with comments like that one. Perfect scratchings to carry on! :side:" said:Owing to the eggscruciating jokes, I have retitled the thread 'the tasteless chicken jokes thread! :p" said:Probably about time to [b]pullet as it's getting beyond the quail." said:I thought it was getting rather egregious[b]" said:Can I just say this whole thread has been eggeslent to read" said:That's not all what it's cracked up to be!" said:Wy-Ei, have we had an-œuf" said:Quit the squawking!" said:Avian't you had enough?" said:Can you PM me it? I can take a yolk." said:Unfortunately, my next joke is censored :(" said:Getting rather eggstraneous" said:This is getting eggscruciating...." said:Sorry I'm late, brain is rather scrambled" said:Stop that or I'll beat you up!" said:Good, I'm about to crack!" said:Don't worry, I'm hatching a plan to get you out of there!" said:I'm rather cooped up." said:That's a paltry answer!" said:Why? Chicken?" said:Let's make sure we don't run afowl of the forum rules!" said:Don't let it ruffle you.Leave chickens out of this! ... My coat has been on my back for a while now!...
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| Are purchases instant? 15/06/2014 at 22:20 #61706 | |
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welshdragon
315 posts |
What's Clucking on here then?
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